Who needs a fake ID?
Published on: 05/07/08(This is Tim Chitwood's column from Sunday, May 4.)
(This is Tim Chitwood's column from Sunday, May 4.)
If you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it, it's Monday Mail.
If your old car is a piece of junk you wish someone would steal, now's the time to leave it parked in the dark, unlocked, with the keys in it.
Smart enough to make it simple, it's Monday Mail: Get creamed.
On that razor edge between the past and the future, it's Monday Mail.
Ever consider all that local government does for you?
When the papa found out he began to shout, It's Monday Mail.
Folks love to see something torn down, blown up, or ripped to pieces.
Just sit out and wait for the stars it's Monday Mail.
The toy department of human life, it's Monday Mail.
Daniel's in the gator's pen with Wally by the tail.
It's hip, it's now, it's wow, and how it's Monday Mail.
If music be the food of love, play on it's Monday Mail.