KCA 2011 winners: Who won Kids' Choice Awards 2011 on Nickelodeon?

ssorich@ledger-enquirer.comApril 2, 2011 

You know you're watching the Kids' Choice Awards when a celebrity is honored for armpit farting.

The Kids' Choice Awards 2011 aired Saturday night on Nickelodeon and offered the usual mix of slime and teen stars. Jack Black hosted the show, which honored entertainers like Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.

Josh Duhamel won the highly anticipated armpit farting contest.

Here's a full recap of the ceremony:

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8 p.m. - The show opens with a performance by the Black Eyed Peas. Jack Black briefly performs with them. They sing basically all their current hits. I still can't figure out what's up with Fergie's new face.

8:08 - Host Jack Black takes the stage. He's introduced as the star of "Kung Fu Panda 2." Haha.

8:12 - Favorite Movie Actor goes to Johnny Depp. Wow, he actually showed up. "You guys are the future," he tells the kids in the audience. He also shoots some slime into the audience.

8:21 - Favorite Female Athlete is Lindsey Vonn. "You guys are awesome," she says.

8:26 - Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie is Eddie Murphy. He thanks everybody for liking "Shrek." He also has the audience sing him "Happy Birthday." His birthday is on Sunday.

8:33 - Big Time Rush performs. I'd never heard of this band before tonight. I feel old. Fortunately, I am more than familiar with Snoop Dogg. He joins them on stage.

8:36 - Snoop Dogg gets slimed! Come on, it had to happen.

8:37 - Hmm, it's time for an armpit farting competition. Contestants include Kevin James, Josh Duhamel and Kaley Cuoco. The winner will be revealed at the end of the show. The suspense is killing me.

8:42 - Favorite Movie is "The Karate Kid." Yes, the new version. Jaden Smith accepts the award.

8:48 - Quick shot of Britney Spears in the audience. Holla!

8:51 - Favorite TV actress is Selena Gomez. Heidi Klum gets slimed while presenting the award. Is it bad that I want someone to slip on the slime on stage?

8:53 - There's a monster truck stunt happening tonight. I'm not too sure of the specifics, but it involves a world record and slime.

8:56 - Favorite Male Singer is Justin Bieber and Favorite Song is "Baby."

8:59 - Favorite Female Singer is Katy Perry.

8:59 - Taylor Momsen introduces a performance by Willow Smith. I'm worried about Taylor. Whatever, I'll just sit back and whip my hair. I'm 29 years old and watching the Kids' Choice Awards! Living large, baby!

9:04 - Favorite Music Group is the Black Eyed Peas. Jane Lynch hits Jason Segel with a slime slushie.

9:06 - Time to reveal the highly anticipated armpit fart award. The winner is...Josh Duhamel! Um, congratulations? He gets slimed.

9:10 - Favorite Video Game is "Just Dance 2."

9:13 - Favorite Movie Actress is Miley Cyrus. She thanks her fans and her family. "Thank you for not sliming me," she says.

9:17 - The monster truck stunt was successful.

9:20 - Justin Timberlake accepts the Big Help Award for volunteering. "This is your world," he tells the kids in the audience. "Listen to your parents," he says. Aww, Justin. I love you.

9:25 - Favorite Male Athlete is Shaquille O'Neal.

9:28 - Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are in the house! Of course they are. They present Favorite TV Show to "iCarly."

9:31 - We're done! Wait...Jim Carrey has arrived in a hot air balloon contraption. He wants an award, but there are no awards left. Naturally, he gets slimed. So does Jack Black. All is well.

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