Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married: This wedding deserves a playlist

ssorich@ledger-enquirer.comOctober 19, 2012 

It's time to finally erase "Mrs. Timberlake" from the front of your notebook -- unless you're Jessica Biel. That's right: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on Friday told People magazine they tied the knot.

If you're like me, you've envisioned a possible life partnership with Justin during at least one phase of your life. So this news might be a little tough to stomach. That's why I've created a Justin Timberlake/*NSYNC playlist to help you handle your complex assortment of emotions.

Stage 1: Disbelief

You don't get it. You've analyzed every single blog and tabloid, but still don't understand how you're not in Justin's arms. In fact, it's safe to say you're driving yourself crazy.

Stage 2: Bitterness

You would've done anything for Justin. In fact, you would've given him your name. (And he'd totally be down for it...because he's progressive like that.)

Stage 3: Determination

Hollywood marriages last, like, five minutes, right? Why assume your romantic dream is dead? We can totally make this happen.

Stage 4: Resignation

He's gone. For real. Really for real.

Stage 5: Acceptance

So it didn't work out. Big deal. In fact, I'm probably better off without you. Consider this, Justin: I know that I can't take no more. It ain't no lie. I wanna see you out that door, baby. Bye, bye, bye.

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