Honey Boo Boo: Top 15 quotes from July 24 episodes featuring Pigzilla and Sugar Bear's proposal

ssorich@ledger-enquirer.comJuly 24, 2013 

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Honey Boo Boo (Alana Thompson).

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This week's episodes of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" spanned a variety of stomach sensations -- from nausea to butterflies.

Once again, we got two 30-minute episodes featuring the McIntyre, Ga., family. The first episode focused on Pumpkin's 13th birthday. She celebrated by trying to conquer "Pigzilla," a four-pound barbecue sandwich at Papa Buck's BBQ. She didn't finish the sandwich, but savored the glory of being the first woman to attempt the challenge.

The second episode focused on Sugar Bear's marriage proposal to Mama June. He popped the question during a romantic dinner at home, placing the ring in a golden egg. He sold a turkey fryer to help pay for the ring, which ultimately cost $385.15. Did Mama June accept his proposal? We'll see her response next week.

In other highlights, we learned Pumpkin was once struck by lightning and Chubbs has a boyfriend. Honey Boo Boo ventured into the world of dance lessons. We also got another look at Mama June's "forklift foot," as she earned a foot massage after a family bowling excursion.

Fortunately, the July 24 episodes were a goldmine for quotes. Here are the top 15 lines.

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"I need to get this Boo Boo in a tutu." (Honey Boo Boo)

"Pumpkin's never been the same since she got her brain fried." (Mama June)

"Dancing makes me all warm inside." (Honey Boo Boo)

"I look like a ninja in my dance outfit...a mini ninja." (Honey Boo Boo)

"Freestyle is my favorite kind of dance...Mama's too, because it's free." (Honey Boo Boo)

"You could be the redneck Kobayashi if you freakin' listen to me." (Mama June, to Pumpkin)

"June doesn't know it yet, but she's getting ripe for marriage. And I'm going to pick her." (Sugar Bear)

"Cheaters never prosper, they just rub people's feet." (Mama June)

"If you can't rub your family's feet, then whose feet can you rub?" (Mama June)

"We're going to get Mama a bling bling ring thing." (Honey Boo Boo)

"Mama's ring is gonna be extra sparkly -- and crispy." (Honey Boo Boo)

"My mind is racing around like two squirrels in a wool sock." (Sugar Bear)

"I'm just going for the inverse skunk look today." (Mama June, while getting her hair done)

"When Sugar Bear wears his funeral shirt, you know he's serious." (Honey Boo Boo)

"Will you marry me and be my wife?" (Sugar Bear, to Mama June)

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