Top 15 quotes from Season 2 finale of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'

ssorich@ledger-enquirer.comSeptember 11, 2013 

Honey Boo Boo (Alana Thompson)

CHRIS FRATICELLI/TLC

It seems like just yesterday that I was savoring the "Watch 'n' Sniff" goodness of the season two premiere of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TLC.

But alas, we wrapped up yet another season Wednesday night. The hour-long episode featuring the McIntyre, Ga., family didn't disappoint.

It featured Mama June and Sugar Bear's highly-anticipated commitment ceremony. The advance preparations included Sugar Bear sleeping outside in a tent alone on the night before the ceremony -- per tradition, of course.

The ceremony featured an abundance of camouflage and a leaf-clad "Pastor Dan." Mama June walked down the aisle in a camouflage gown and bedazzled sneakers to accommodate her forklift foot.

Sure, some things were obviously staged for the cameras. But I got a little emotional when Sugar Bear cried early in the ceremony.

I think they'll stick together.

Here are the top 15 quotes from the episode:

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"Mama still hasn't shaved her neck hairs for the commitment ceremony." (Pumpkin)

"I'd sleep in the sewers for her." (Sugar Bear, professing his love for Mama June)

"I'm so excited about this I might explode." (Sugar Bear, on his upcoming nuptials)

"I even went and got myself some special 'manties' for this occasion." (Sugar Bear)

"We've got some big eaters that are coming." (Mama June, on her commitment ceremony guests)

"I mean, I'm crazy about my beans. What can I say?" (Mama June)

"Pretty soon I'll be off the market. Sorry, guys." (Mama June)

"I don't know about you, but this flower girl needs to get dressed." (Honey Boo Boo)

"I'm leaving the other girls in my dust...of my petals." (Honey Boo Boo)

"This is what they picked out and that's why I'm all leafed-out today." (Pastor Dan)

"I love all six girls like they're my own. Even Pumpkin." (Sugar Bear)

"It is my pleasure to announce Mr. and Mrs. Bear." (wedding DJ)

"I thought June was going to stuff my face with cake, but she ended up stuffing her own face instead." (Sugar Bear)

"The garter was pretty great. Sugar Bear actually bit my leg as he was taking it off." (Mama June)

"It feels good being Mr. June...I feel like a baby bird ready to take flight." (Sugar Bear)

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