Chris Johnson
Don't let those shadows bite ya!
In the Columbus area, the word "kayaker" conjures up images of folks soaring down the new urban whitewater course in short kayaks, flipping upside down and banging their heads on all sorts of things under the water like rocks, old railroad irons and Jimmy Hoffa -- or as we're now billing it, fun...
Chris Johnson
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CHRIS JOHNSON
Chris Johnson: No reason for Georgia to roll the dice
I'm sure you can imagine how much money I spent on gambling when I recently spent six nights in Atlantic City, N.J. Let me just tell you, I spent more money at the casino than I have in years.
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CHRIS JOHNSON
Chris Johnson: When is cow poop more important than math?
Education is a wonderful thing, but it's not as wonderful as getting out of school.
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Chris Johnson: When it comes to anniversary gifts, I nailed it
For my first wedding anniversary, I came up with the perfect idea -- a cruise. Not only is it something neither of us has done, but also we like the spontaneity of a cruise in that at any moment it could blow up or turn into a filth-ridden, aimlessly drifting vessel with people puking over the sides...
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CHRIS JOHNSON
Chris Johnson: If only our founding fathers had used comma sense
Like a lot of Southern men who were once Southern boys, I spent many childhood days with a gun in my hand. If I wasn't out shooting squirrels, doves and raccoons, I was defending my hometown from suspicious bottles, cans and street signs along the dirt roads just outside of town.
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Chris Johnson: What I learned from Sir Elton John
I must admit that when I snagged tickets to see Elton John in concert in Macon a couple weeks ago, my wife was probably a little more excited about it than I was.
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Chris Johnson: Here comes the sun, do-do-do … oww!
For months, I've whined, moaned, groaned and complained about cold weather, short days and not enough sunshine. But now that we're back in springtime and daylight-saving time, I've got something totally new to complain about:
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Chris Johnson: Always consider who is calling you stupid
Months after the presidential election, I thought I would be able to log on to my Facebook and not find folks going off on daily political rants with such thoughtful words as "libtards" and over-simplified analysis of issues such as the economy, immigration and whether President Obama was born in...
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CHRIS JOHNSON
Feelin' hot, hot, hot in the cold, cold, cold
I am a strong proponent of global warming. Who needs polar ice caps or polar bears? The important thing is that I live closer to the beach, and melting ice caps means the beach will come to me.
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CHRIS JOHNSON
Ravens get me golfing again … with a twist
The first couple of times I saw a disc golf course, I wondered what kind of fools would rather throw a flying disc at poles and chains instead of playing real golf. Now, I know that the kind of fools who play the game are fools like myself.
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