Chris Johnson
Chris Johnson: No reason for Georgia to roll the dice
I'm sure you can imagine how much money I spent on gambling when I recently spent six nights in Atlantic City, N.J. Let me just tell you, I spent more money at the casino than I have in years.
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CHRIS JOHNSON
Chris Johnson: When is cow poop more important than math?
Education is a wonderful thing, but it's not as wonderful as getting out of school.
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Chris Johnson: When it comes to anniversary gifts, I nailed it
For my first wedding anniversary, I came up with the perfect idea -- a cruise. Not only is it something neither of us has done, but also we like the spontaneity of a cruise in that at any moment it could blow up or turn into a filth-ridden, aimlessly drifting vessel with people puking over the sides...
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Chris Johnson: If only our founding fathers had used comma sense
Like a lot of Southern men who were once Southern boys, I spent many childhood days with a gun in my hand. If I wasn't out shooting squirrels, doves and raccoons, I was defending my hometown from suspicious bottles, cans and street signs along the dirt roads just outside of town.
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Chris Johnson: What I learned from Sir Elton John
I must admit that when I snagged tickets to see Elton John in concert in Macon a couple weeks ago, my wife was probably a little more excited about it than I was.
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Chris Johnson: Here comes the sun, do-do-do … oww!
For months, I've whined, moaned, groaned and complained about cold weather, short days and not enough sunshine. But now that we're back in springtime and daylight-saving time, I've got something totally new to complain about:
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Chris Johnson: Always consider who is calling you stupid
Months after the presidential election, I thought I would be able to log on to my Facebook and not find folks going off on daily political rants with such thoughtful words as "libtards" and over-simplified analysis of issues such as the economy, immigration and whether President Obama was born in...
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CHRIS JOHNSON
Feelin' hot, hot, hot in the cold, cold, cold
I am a strong proponent of global warming. Who needs polar ice caps or polar bears? The important thing is that I live closer to the beach, and melting ice caps means the beach will come to me.
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Ravens get me golfing again … with a twist
The first couple of times I saw a disc golf course, I wondered what kind of fools would rather throw a flying disc at poles and chains instead of playing real golf. Now, I know that the kind of fools who play the game are fools like myself.
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Asteroids, meteors and bears, oh my!
Well, I guess there aren't actually any bears falling from the sky, but with all the other recent celestial and bad science fiction movie stuff that's been happening above the Earth lately, I wouldn't be real surprised.
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