Crime Blog
Crime blog: Why you should stay away from parks after dark
There are a few things you never say to police officers, your plans to kill people being chief among them.
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Crime blog: Remember when Columbus gave Markeith Milner $31,200?
You remember Markeith Milner, right?
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Crime blog: Sunday grab bag!
You may recall that the Grab Bag edition of the Crime Blog was initially slated for Thursdays. This has since changed, and will now occur whenever I feel like it.
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Crime blog: Mom pays her son’s tab at strip club
In this edition of the crime blog: A mom who paid her son’s tab at The Platinum Club.
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Crime blog: Call the church police
If a house of God is involved in a police blotter, it's usually because someone broke into it.
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Crime blog: Thursday grab bag!
Welcome to the Crime Blog's Thursday grab bag: a weekly feature that will last until I get tired of it or forget one week to do it.
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Crime blog: CPD investigates the beast with two backs
Shall I compare thee to a quickie behind the Lewis Jones? Thou art more indecent and more unclothed.
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Crime blog: Bottoms up!
Remember when all those cities were passing laws about low-riding jeans?
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Crime mahjong: Gambling right here in River City!
Mahjong was the closest word I could find that has the vaguest connection to the subject matter, and desperately wants to rhyme with "blog." Go figure.
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Crime Blog: Kmartstoppers
Attention shoppers: We have a blue light special on Aisle 8 on anything you might like to shoplift. Hurry while supplies last.


