The Ledger-Enquirer live blogged Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 10, which first aired March 3, 2011. See a full recap below:
Our show begins with the last few moments of last week's episode, meaning Sweetheart is just about to walk back into the house. Ronnie doesn't know she's about to return. Pauly D is the first to notice her, and everyone, except Ronnie, begins to welcome her.
Sweetheart says she feels much better, but Ronnie immediately goes outside. Ronnie says he wishes she had stood away a bit longer. He lights a cigarette and talks to Pauly D about his situation, lowercase.
Snooki and Deena are terribly happy to see Sweetheart, and there's a big hug session in the hallway.
The Situation notes that things are going to return to the needless drama now that Sweetheart's back in the house.
Ronnie steps back inside, and cooly greets Sweetheart. She says he looks pale, and he says it's like he's seen a ghost.
Sweetheart's talking to the girls outside, who tell her that Ronnie was drunkenly sad at Karma the other night and how he said he lost the best thing he ever had.
The guys are trying to make Ronnie laugh by imitating Sweetheart's jealousy of Ronnie's creeping.
It's time to get ready for a night on the town. Snooks tells Vinny that she wants to cuddle this evening, and Vinny says he will comply.
The crew prepares for the arrival of the cab ...
And it's commercial sign!!!
Everyone hops in the cab and heads to the club. The girls enjoy a drink outside while Ronnie is inside having a high school moment. Ronnie approaches Sweetheart and tells her she's beautiful. She tells the camera that he needs to suffer a bit more after what she's been through.
Sweetheart tells him to have fun this evening, and he wanders away. He figures he needs to give Sweetheart her space, and he returns to the house.
Meanwhile, at the hep, hep club: Snooki says she likes Vinny, and she says that if he spends time with another woman, she'll injure herself.
Vinny is talking to a Dominican woman, who is a little too interested in procreating. Vinny and Pauly D have made new lady friends, and they leave the club for the house.
Snooki, meanwhile, is upset and worried that Vinny is associating with another female. Sweetheart and Snooki go back home, though Vinny has made a female friend with whom he's associating.
Snooki wants to spend time with Vinny, and when she steps inside his room and sees him with his female friend, she is angered.
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Ronnie grabs Sweetheart and Snooki out of Vinny's room, and forces them from the area. Ronnie tries to talk to Snooki and explain that Vinny does truly like her, but that if she confronts him, it will only create an argument.
Snooks wonders why Ronnie would give advice when he's a bad boyfriend. She then walks off to bed.
Sweetheart tells Ronnie that he's a cheater and a liar, and that she can't be with him at this time. She leaves the common room, and Ronnie says he has no idea what's going on.
Meanwhile, JWoww and Deena are walking home from the club. Once again, JWoww has to relieve herself, this time by a random parked car.
Sweetheart attempts to comfort Snooki, who's crying in her leopard skin bed. Ronnie tells Vinny that Snooks is crying over him. Vinny is unconcerned, noting that Snickers associates with many men on a regular basis.
Vinny talks to Snooki, who tells him she's angered. He then brings up the fact that she associates with men often. He says they'll talk about it the next day.
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Next day: Snooki remains depressed and she can't get out of bed. The rest of the crew head out in the SUV, and they quickly remark on Deena's failure as a driver. They finally reach their destination, a bowling alley, alive.
Sweetheart tells Vinny that Snooki has developed feelings for him.
Vinny: "She just creeps up on me." Didn't T.S. Eliot write that?
The crew leaves the bowling alley and returns home. Snooki says she doesn't remember leaving the club. JWoww tells her she cried all night about Vinny.
Snooki: "I like him." JWoww: "Do you like like him?"
The Wonder Years: Jersey style.
Snooks says it's not wise to care for Vinny and for him to associate with other women. The other girls talk about Snooki's situation, lowercase, and they agree that she's just looking for a boyfriend, that every man she sees is a potential boyfriend.
Vinny tries to cuddle with her, but she tells him to go away. He goes to the common room and sits in silence.
This is commercial sign!!!
It's Sunday, and the crew is hanging out in the common room with JWoww's dogs. They're talking about the toilet that's still clogged, and no one will admit to causing the damage.
Ronnie stuffs tissues in his nose and braves the bathroom. They take a quick look in the bowl, and they yell in Lovecraftian horror as they flee.
The Situation says that it's not a good situation, lowercase. Vinny says that any plumber who will face the terror deserves a medal.
JWoww calls the landlord, who's unpleased with her calling him on a Sunday night. He says they must wait at least a day.
The next day: The plumber arrives. Snooki asks if the plumber, who she alleges is cute, is scared of the toilet. He says he's not scared, and she compliments his physique.
The plumber pulls out a pair of underwear that someone attempted to flush. The toilet now works.
Snooki tells JWoww why the toilet was broken, and they figure one of the guys dropped it in the toilet while showering. The plumber says he'll send the guys the bill. They agree.
JWoww calls Roger and tells him the toilet drama. Everyone continues to deny any involvement in the toilet drama. Some accuse Vinny, because the underwear is small. Vinny asks why he would do that to his own bathroom.
JWoww asks for someone to clean the bathroom. Everyone calls not it, but Snooks says she'll step up and do the cleaning. She spends about $40 in cleaning materials to do the job.
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Ronnie provides Sweetheart with a gift. Sweetheart says that he's changed, and that she enjoys speaking with him.
Sweetheart dares to suggest that the crew will remain sober this evening and just hang out. Snooki, Sweetheart and Ronnie go to a beach bar for clean fun. Meanwhile, the rest of the crew walk through the rain to Aztec, for some not so clean fun.
Vinny continues to associate with random women. JWoww spots Roger, and they have a drink together.
The Situation cards a woman who claims she's 21. He appears convinced after seeing the ID.
Back at the house: The crew plan a prank on the Situation. They put cheese on his bed. Specifically, grated cheese on his sheets. Ronnie points out that he never washes his sheets, so he'll never discover their antics.
Pauly D has encountered a woman who would like to associate with him. He and the rest of the crew return to the house. The Situation returns to the house with a new female friend, and he grabs some iced tea and some water for his friend. They then retire to his bed.
Snooki points out that they'll soon encounter the cheese.
We have cheese time!!!
The Situation is outside talking with the crew about his female friend. He says he had to make her leave because of her bad smell. Apparently, the smell of cheese was too intense for him.
Snooks and Sweetheart are well pleased with themselves. JWoww then starts scaring him about getting an illness from his friend. JWoww makes a call to a medical professional, who backs up her claim.
Snooki apologizes to Vinny, and she tells him that she doesn't want their situation, lowercase, to change. She says she still wants to associate with him, and he's pleased.
See you next week!!!