Several shows are debuting their new seasons tonight. Will you watch?
Celebrity Apprentice, featuring hefty talent such as Meat Loaf, kicks off at 9 p.m. on NBC. Who are you rooting for? NeNe Leakes? Gary Busey? That one guy from that one show?
A new season of the The Real Housewives of Orange County starts at 10 p.m. on Bravo. This installment is the one where women who are too rich for their own good spend too much time bickering over everyone's inane antics. Yeah, we know that's every single episode of every Real Housewives, regardless of the city. That's the joke.
New Army Wives, anyone? Check out this drama at 9 p.m. on Lifetime, also known as the Nancy McKeon network. We don't believe Nancy has a role in this episode, but you can never be too sure.
Can't get enough Army Wives? Then keep watching Lifetime at 10 p.m. when the military reality TV show, Coming Home, begins.
As for us, we're watching the newest episode of the Amazing Race at 8 p.m. on CBS. If you fail to see this episode ... you may be eliminated.