Fifteen minutes left and we get a montage about the judges being tired. Yeah, they don't have to WATCH these episodes. No sympathy.
Luckily, Aaron Williamson tries to liven things up. He's super enthusiastic and screams one too many "woo-hoos." He's like that guy in college who's the center of the party for about 10 minutes and then gets really, really annoying.
Aaron meets the judges and says he wants to be America's next top model. Oops. I did like Simon's response about ANTM: "Well, at least SOMEBODY's watching.
He sings "Have You Ever Seen the Rain" very, very, very loudly. With lots of screaming. Randy calls it a "primal scream audition."
Here's Rebecca Garcia, who botches a version of "Before He Cheats." The vocals are just as bad as the squatting dance moves.
Kara finds out Rebecca was voted Most Humorous in high school and asks if this is a joke. Awkward. Tears follow, and Rebecca gets a four-way no.
Rapid-fire sequence of Hollywood-bound contestants: Kris Allen, Felicia Barton, Ryan Johnson, Shera Lawrence