If someone like Rachael Ray can make millions, I ought to be able to, too. I mean, I can cook. I can put sentences together.
There's Adam Richman, who eats for a living on "Man vs. Food." Tonight's episode was eating a 190-lb. hamburger in Detroit. He got 40 people -- hockey and football players, firefighters, police officers, a KISS tribute band, wrestlers -- to help him eat the biggest burger in the world in two hours. Food won tonight.
Unfortunately, I'm not a power eater, so that wouldn't work.
A couple of years ago, a friend told me to get a hitman out to take out Samantha Brown, the impossibly perky host on the Travel Channel, who goes to the best places on this planet. Jan said, "Sandra, you can do that."
Of course, but Samantha beat me to it.
I've got to figure out some show I can do.
Any suggestions? But I've got to have the time to still cover the arts in Columbus. After all, I have the best job at the newspaper and I'd hate to have to give it up.