I was sitting here, reading that Lou Diamond Phillips had won the latest version of "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here."
I just told my editor, Dawn Minty, what the next location for that show should be — Miss Georgia or any beauty pageant. Instead of sending a team of celebrities to Costa Rica, send them to somewhere like the RiverCenter and have them navigate the back corridors that are stuffed with evening gowns and the air filled with hair spray.
Not saying that I'm a celebrity, but I bet I can push and shove my way through the throngs of beauty queens better than Lou Diamond Phillips. I've met him in person and I can take him down.
Just a fantasy.
Oh, no! I've got to get to the Bill Heard Theatre to cover the third evening of preliminary competition.
Wish me luck!