Welcome back for another edition of Election Watch (tm), your only source for real, unadulterated news.
A new poll is out, and it says that one in three people has yet to even start caring that there's an election next week. Now, that shouldn't be music to any Democratic ears, since the party of the left will still lose seats.
What, then, can the Dems really hope for in this nastiest of election cycles for them? Well, nothing really. It's going to be a horrible sham of a vaudeville show for the Democrats for the next two years as they strut and fret across a stage that isn't even meant for them.
All the soon-to-be-losing party can hope for is that the Republicans fail to achieve their goals once in power, and that the American people then get so ticked off at them that they start voting for Democrats again.
And that is the American way.