Let's ignore the Top 5 for a minute and turn our thoughts to someone a little less, um, coherent: Paula Abdul.
She's made recent headlines because her AI contract ends this season and she's still negotiating a new one.
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Then, there's this recent Nightline interview, in which Paula says she's never been drunk or taken medications like Vicodin or Oxycontin. (Paula has since voiced -- er, Twittered -- disappointment at the way she was portrayed in the interview.)
I agree with the prevailing analysis of all Paula hype: It's a publicity scam that conveniently coincides with the upcoming AI finale.
But for a second, let's pretend there's genuine conflict between Paula and AI.
Do you think Paula would ever actually leave the show? And if she did, would you miss her?