With the recent onslaught of comedy brought forward by Wanda Sykes, we at PP&B felt it necessary to bring back two of our most cherished contributors - Crazy Insane Conservative and America-hating Liberal.
For those of you who have no idea about the fun that occurred at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, check this FoxNews link out.
First, Crazy Insane Conservative:
"Let's get this straight (and I wouldn't allow it any other way) - we, as a country, have allowed a comedian to viciously attack one of our most cherished leaders: Rush Limbaugh. Instead of making pathetic cracks about his patriotism, perhaps she should examine her own in the Church of the United States. Also, if our president wants to make jokes, then he should look at his own administration's actions since noon Jan. 20 ... and cabinet wannabees not paying their taxes ... and SARAH PALIN 2012!!!!!!"
Second, America-hating Liberal:
"Finally, truth is spoken to drug-induced, conservative talk show power. How does being forced to look in the mirror feel, Rush? How about a kidney punch? That's right. Mess with the liberal elite and we will take away your finances, borrow trillions from a communist country that we can never pay back and then give it all to corporations and tofu farmers in Belize. Think I'm joking? I'll make your dealings with the government so awful you'll dream of the good old times at the DMV."
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