Jewel is out ...
... Holly is in.
You know how I love "Dancing With the Stars."
This season, which begins Monday, was supposed to have the first husband-and-wife competitors. Singer Jewel, and her cowboy hubby, Ty Murray, were to participate. But Jewel came down with an injury so bad that her doctors recommend that she drop out.
So who's replacing her at the last minute?
Holly Madison, one of Hugh Hefner's "girlfriends," who starred in E!'s "Girls Next Door."
God, another season of implants? (Actually, Jewel looks like she had some work done herself.)
Oh, well. I'll still watch.