After all that Alanis Morissette insanity, we calm things down with a Carrie Underwood performance. She sings her new hit, "Undo It." This is pretty fantastic.
Now, a shot of Crystal and Lee getting their new cars. Attempts to feign surprise are unsuccessful. One last Ford commercial: It's like a "best of" Ford commercial set to "My Wish" by Rascal Flatts. Of COURSE it is.
Here's Casey James singing "Every Rose Has Its Thorn." Will Bret Michaels appear? YES. Bret Michaels is in the house. And he's alive. Please no major post-show health mishaps.