I think "Dancing With the Stars" should change its name to "Injuries With the Stars."
Steve Wozniak has been nursing a hurt foot. Now he has strained his hamstring.
Years ago when I was still taking dance classes, I pulled my left hamstring. I swear it took years for it to heal. It was probably a couple of months, but it felt like years.
I don't know why they're all getting hurt this year. Bad warm-ups? Tougher choreography? Who knows?
And why all of those people have those fake orange tans? Come on! Take it easy with the self-tanners!
Host Tom Bergeron was laughing about the Oompa-Loompa hook!