OK, folks, we've got a quick roundup of the news today. Nothing fancy, just the bare bones for those of us on the run with no clear understanding of the world around us.
Lets start out with a new prime minister in Britain. These guys practice an odd form of democracy, where elections have results and leaders get toppled in some cases. Luckily for us, we always maintain the status quo in America, regardless of who's in office.
Speaking of prime ministers, did you hear about sexpot/first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy keeping a head of state waiting while she and her husband made the beast with two backs? This tidbit is mentioned in a new book about Barack Obama. Allegedly, the bombshell told Michelle Obama that it happened and then asked if Michelle had ever done the same thing.
Hey, we can't all be French.
OK, moving on. Next on the agenda is the Muhammad cartoonist who got head-butted during a lecture about the limits of free speech. Seems some people are upset that the artist depicted the prophet as a dog.
Sounds like a ruff time.