If you missed the Aug. 21 episode of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," you missed some close-up footage of Mama June's chin hairs.
Try to contain your sadness.
We got a single 30-minute episode of the TLC show Wednesday night. In the episode, the McIntyre, Ga., family continued to prepare for Mama June and Sugar Bear's wedding -- or, um, commitment ceremony. Sugar Bear tried on a tux and the couple started writing their vows.
But they also found some time to unwind -- chiefly through a trip to the park and a girls' trip to the spa, where Mama June got her "chins vacuumed."
Here are the top 10 lines from the show.
"Knocking Pumpkin down is like knocking a rhino down." (Anna)
"I knocked Anna down because of my momentus. It's science." (Pumpkin)
"Me tryin' on a tux is a fish out of water." (Sugar Bear)
"I'm Bear. Sugar Bear." (Sugar Bear, while modeling a tux)
"In the end, as long as I can drive my four-wheeler in a tux, it's all good with me." (Sugar Bear)
"One thing I think Mama definitely needs to get fixed is the crust on her neck." (Anna)
"Whenever I go in for a hug, they tickle me." (Honey Boo Boo, on Mama June's chin hairs)
"I'm allergic to commitin.'" (Mama June)
Question: "What is a vow?" (Chubbs)
Answer: "A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y." (Pumpkin)