June 22, 2014 12:00 AM

Chris Johnson: Every time I take off my shoes, the terrorists win

I'm not exactly a frequent flier, but I've finally reached that level of having flown enough that it is no longer amazing that I'm able to rise above the clouds and merely amazing if I'm able to get through an airport without my systolic topping 200. Or maybe it's my diastolic. Actually, it may be both.

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