As guests arrive at a posh 10th anniversary party at the suburban home of the deputy mayor of New York City, they discover the servants have vanished, the hostess is missing and the host has shot himself in the ear and is momentarily deaf.
You know what that means. The rumor mill begins churching.
It must be a Neil Simon farce. "Rumors" can be seen in the Lafayette Society for Performing Arts' Black Box Theater, 214 Bull St., in LaGrange.
Tickets are $10-$15.