The Ledger-Enquirer is live blogging the Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 5. Stay with us and learn about the antics of The Situation, Snooki and JWoww:
We start with some flashbacks about previous episodes. They focus on the recent drama of Ronnie creeping around with other women at clubs, and the other girls penning an anonymous letter to Sweetheart about his indiscretions.
JWoww is in the kitchen with Angelina and Snooki. They're discussing the anonymous letter that's been written. Angelina lets Snooki knows she doesn't want to be involved.
JWoww, meanwhile, is working on her personality in front of the mirror. Snooki is wearing her sunglasses indoors, and again outside at night. They've got some drinks at a local bar, and they're dancing with some men. Snooki appears happy about the whole encounter.
Over at Klutch, the guys' main hangout, women are very keen to speak to the Jersey Shore men. The guys have returned to the house, and Snooki decides to give Emilio a call because she wants to give him another chance.
Emilio, however, is upset that the girls went to a gay bar, and he says he intends to date a lesbian. He's unhappy when he hears more about her night, and Snooki no longer wants to associate with him. She tells him she misses him, loves him and never wants to talk to him again.
JWoww is pleased that Snooki expressed herself fully, though Snooki may have a few tears.
The Situation is creeping at the club, women are pawing his chest and he's trying to get women back to the house. They get some women home, and then more show up. The Situation had organized them to show up as a contingency, but may not have truly expected them to arrive.
Now, he's got a situation, lowercase. He tells the viewer he must separate the two groups of women, and then separate the unattractive woman from her friend.
They have a big house, however, and believe this may be possible.
The men huddle in a common room and discuss how to handle the situation, lowercase. The Situation plans to distract an attractive woman and send the other to Ronnie's room.
The unattractive woman appears sleepy, and The Situation puts the covers over her. He then takes the attractive woman, and they go to "The Smash Room."
Pauly D says all the men had great nights, and we are at ...
The guys wake up, and Pauly D notes that there are people they don't know throughout the house. The women are removed from the home, and The Situation tells the group he's got to hit the gym and then do some laundry.
Ronnie gives Sweetheart a kiss and runs out. Snooki tries to get Angelina to do some work, though she decides to remain on the telephone. Snooki is angered that Angelina hasn't done anything while in the house. Angelina continues to discuss how bored she is to random people on the phone.
The Situation wants her to wash the dishes, and Angelina then begins shouting at him. She says he's out of line. Angelina curses at him, she demands he say "please," The Situation dismisses her excuses.
And we're at another scene: Snookie and JWoww are walking down the street. Snooki's upset over Emilio, and JWoww is checking on her status.
They have a group cry in the middle of the street.
And already, we're back at commercial sign!!!
The Situation and Ronnie are cooking some meatballs while Angelina sits quietly nearby. Pauly D notes that the fight between them was out of line. The Situation starts to apologize, and Angelina accepts it, saying The Situation was a man in that situation, lowercase.
The crew is sitting down to a meal, though Pauly D realizes that Snooki is upset about Emilio. Snooki says she's going out as a single woman and have fun. Everyone is trying to make her feel better; The Situation even got vanilla ice cream.
Next Sunday, the girls will cook and the boys will clean.
Snooki is going through her personal items and purging pictures of Emilio and herself. The crew wants to watch the procedure, so she grabs the items, walks outside and sets them aflame.
Music plays as the images melt and everyone watches.
The girls are again discussing the situation, lowercase, of Ronnie's infidelities. Now may be the right time to give Sweetheart the letter and reveal his cheating. JWoww says that regardless of how happy she is, she must know.
JWoww has the letter, she quickly moves to Sweetheart's items and places the note. She then moves to the common room, where Sweetheart and Ronnie are on the couch.
You must return after commercial sign!!!
The crew is waking up. This is one of their one days out of the week they must work. JWoww and Snooki admit that the situation, lowercase, is odd, but things must be out in the open between Sweetheart and Ronnie.
Sweetheart is getting ready, she walks to her clothes drawer ... and discovers the much debated, the over discussed letter. Sweetheart now knows about all of Ronnie's creeping.
Sweetheart shows the letter to Vinny. He reads it, curses, and Sweetheart wants to know if it's true. Vinny tells her he doesn't know whether it's true, and he walks away quickly.
Sweetheart then grabs Pauly D, who tells her about Ronnie kissing two girls. But other items on the list, he didn't see that.
Sweetheart says she figured the guys wouldn't tell her the truth, but she wanted to be sure.
Meanwhile, Snooki and JWoww are working at the confection shop, talking about how they didn't sleep very well. They're scared about returning to the house and all the drama they've created.
Sweetheart has yet to reveal the letter to Ronnie. When he gets a chance, Vinny does a poor version of ASL to Ronnie informing him that the letter exists and what it contains.
Ronnie is disturbed. He says if The Situation wrote the letter, he'll attack him.
We have commercial sign in the form of an anonymous letter!!!
Ronnie approaches Sweetheart, and then asks her about the letter. She hands it over, and tells him she found it in her drawer. Ronnie thinks it's either Snooki or JWoww, but then sees the word "wisely," and realizes it couldn't be Snooki.
Score one for Snooks.
Ronnie admits he did shots with girls and took shots between a woman's breasts. Sweetheart is crying as she lies in bed. Since he admitted to some things in the note, she figures he did all the things in the note.
Ronnie wants Sweetheart to look at him as he tries to talk himself out of it, but Sweetheart wants to go to the bathroom.
Ronnie now demands to know who wrote the letter. He's angered that it's anonymous. The crew quickly learns about its existence, and Angelina plays ignorant while wearing her poker glasses.
Cue Snooki and JWoww at the confection shop, sitting on chairs and not really working.
Sweetheart and Ronnie are talking. Ronnie continues in his attempts to talk his way out of it. Sweetheart is making certain demands in the form of questions: did you kiss anyone?
Flashback shots of Ronnie kissing random women.
Sweetheart is crying, she's angered and she says she feels like a fool because she didn't know of it.
Ronnie says he got a woman's number, though he threw it away. Sweetheart says she is through with Ronnie, though he points out that he spends all his time with her and only made one error.
Sweetheart retreats to her bed to cry.
And we have yet another commercial sign!!!
The guys are heading to the gym while Snooki and JWoww remain "working" at the shop. They decide to call the house to ask if the letter has been found. But Sweetheart picks up, which is not really the definition of "ironic."
Sweetheart asks if they left her a note, which JWoww denies. Sweetheart describes the contents of the letter, and JWoww continues to deny.
Sweetheart spills the contents the entire letter, and JWoww begins building a fair alibi. JWoww says that Snooki wasn't involved either.
The Situation has arrived at the shop, and he's learning of the note.
The girls and The Situation get home and start looking for Sweetheart. She tells them to look for the note on her bed. The Situation reads the letter and starts laughing wildly. Snooki and JWoww attempt to not laugh.
"I mean, if it's on paper, it's the truth."
The Situation says he doesn't know who wrote it, but it's the truth.
JWoww says that if Sweetheart goes back to him, she'll look like a fool. Sweetheart just wants to know who wrote the note. She, pointedly, is done.
JWoww says she feels like she's been a good girlfriend to Sweetheart. Her duty has been performed.
The other guys return home, and The Situation begins talking about the note. Ronnie strongly believes that Snooki and JWoww played a massive role in the letter's creation, and his retribution will be great and mighty.
This is the last commercial sign for the episode!!!
Ronnie is trying to talk to Sweetheart, though she tells him not to speak to her. She explains that she's sick of the situation, lowercase. Ronnie is trying to get her back, and she doesn't know why she continues to believe in the relationship.
Ronnie says she broke up with him, and he begins searching for a phone book. He quickly makes a call to an old girlfriend, who is on board with his plan very, very quickly.
Sweetheart is instantly angered, puts on her socks and starts talking to Ronnie questioning who he's talking to on the phone.
She tells him he's stupid, dumb and selfish while he lies on a bed. Ronnie says Sweetheart strung her along, though she says she should have cut him.
Sweetheart says they weren't meant to be and she walks away as Ronnie tells her "bye bye."
She gets into bed, and she finally realizes that she doesn't want to be with him anymore.
Come back next week!!!