Chris Johnson

Chris Johnson

@kudzukid88

Chris Johnson: I'm Sheriff Andy Taylor, and I'm running for president

Howdy, everybody, and thanks for coming to this here town hall. Now, I ain't no Democrat or a Republican -- I kinda like to think for myself. I reckon I'm what y'all might call an independent. But I do think the politics in these here United States could use a right good dose of small-town common sense and some Mayberry decency.

Chris Johnson

Chris Johnson: Highlights for the year in preview

As my Uncle Nostradamus Joe used to say, "The ability to peek into the future is an awesome responsibility, but it's not as awesome as peeking into the girls' locker room." As a clairvoyant, I've always been surprised that Uncle NJ never saw those peeping tom charges coming his way.