Short and, we hope, sweet
Mr. President Elect, we’re going to remember your campaign promise of term limits. One for you, two for senators and three for representatives.
If a person is hired to appear before city council they should be required to give a full disclosure of who they are speaking for and who employed them before being put on agenda.
Never miss a local story.
Where’s sanctuary IN the city?
Did you hear Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel proclaiming that he would fight to maintain Chicago as a "Sanctuary City"? Is he kidding? No one is safe in Chicago.
Spare those veggies
Soy bean, potato, squash, chestnut, yam, cranberry, pumpkin, and carrot lives matter! Pass me some more turkey, please.
Spoiling good beer
The Founding Fathers created the electoral college for just this purpose — to be certain that a few hugely populated states would not forever dominate politics. Study your history and quit crying in your beer.
And that’s the irony
Now we will finally have a president who says what he wants to believe, and that's the truth.