No comic book
Car thieves crash into innocent people, transforming both vehicles into twisted masses of metal and glass, then jump out and run, as if they're from Krypton. Unfortunately, their victims are earthlings.
Yet he persisted
MSNBC's Chris Matthews must not have gotten the memo to continue to demand impeachment even after Comey confirmed no Trump-Russia collusion was involved in airing Hillary's dirty laundry. His gaffe may cost him his job.
So eight of the top ten Georgia schools most prone to fights are urban schools (nine if you count LaGrange). What does that say about our urban populations?
Eric Holder could've at least told border patrol he'd given AK-47s to cartel members crossing borders to commit crimes. I guess the tracking devices didn't work, so Agent Terry was murdered. What? No tracking devices? Insane!
Paulie Ryan, Mitch McDuff and Dark Donnie can’t stuff 23 million American citizens back into the Obamacare can. Guys, don’t persecute us in the name of Republicanism. Please?
He doesn’t inhale
Donald Trump has turned his back completely on the world about climate change. Doesn’t the nut know that his children and grandchildren breathe the same air that we do?