Wordsmiths’ gift of symmetry
How, how do the crossword puzzle creators black out the same patterns top and bottom? How?
Get with us or get out
Please, someone tell those idiots who are marching against Trump to go to Korea to live.
Charge a fat premium
It’s official now. The U.S. is the most obese country in the world. That’s why our healthcare is so much. Obese people should pay extra for their insurance.
Dodged a bullet — literally
I’m 73 and have not been murdered yet. The odds are very high that the longer I live in Columbus it could happen. I’ve lived this long but look over my shoulder everywhere.
Municipal tax chicanery
The citizens voted to retain the property tax freeze But the city found another way to increase property tax revenues — it’s called “reevaluation.” What a scam.
The party of more, more, more ...
Give a Democrat a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach them how to fish and they still want you to give them a fish.