Breaking news! Lou Dobbs, the darling of a kinda crappy news station, is leaving!
Of course, all the pundits want to know: Why, Lou, why? Is it because of something you said? Something really dumb, stupid, ignorant, uninformed, lame, pathetic, hopeless or simply juvenile? I certainly hope we find out soon.
Is it so he can spread his xenophobia elsewhere? We can only pray. Is it out of respect for the veterans? Maybe, but not if they're minorities.
All we here at PP&B can say is, God speed, Lou, wherever you may go.