I love Anthony Bourdain. His new season of "No Reservations" started last week with Chile. Tonight, he's in Australia.
But he's in Melbourne, not the east coast of Australia where my Russell Crowe lives.
Bourdain's there for the food. And. Oh. My. God! The food looks absolutely scrumptious!
We started the evening watching him in French Polynesia and Vietnam.
I know he's a chef. but you know, I bet I could do what he does. Well, except I'm not as sarcastic.
In fact, a friend of mine told me I should bump off Samantha Brown so I could get HER job. I think I'd probably do that kind of show better than "No Reservatons."
So Anthony, don't worry -- like you would -- I'm not after your job. I just love watching you in all different kinds of places.
My sister Dorothy is in Djibouti. She said you'd never go there. Prove her wrong. Maybe next season, you can go there.
And if you're doing places in the South, come to Columbus. Everyone goes on Atlanta. You can be the first to come to Columbus. I'll take you to some places. And introduce you to some characters.