Just when you thought the Honey Boo Boo family had reached their limits of repulsion, we learned about Mystery Mouth.
The McIntyre, Ga., family is especially fond of the game, which involves guessing what's in someone's mouth. To make an educated guess, you must apparently examine the chewed-up food while it's in the player's mouth -- then continue to dissect it when he or she spits it into a bowl.
Want to play? I didn't think so.
Mystery Mouth was just one component in the Aug. 28 episode of the TLC reality series.
Also on the show, Mama June went to a bra-fitting, where we learned her bra size (42E). Sugar Bear and Mama June had their bachelor/bachelorette parties. Sugar Bear's festivities included grilling outside with his male friends, while Mama June's party included dancing at Wild Bill's and male strippers.
Here are my top five quotes from the episode.
"I've been wearing the same bra, I know, for six years." (Mama June)
"Us girls like to play Mystery Mouth." (Honey Boo Boo)
"Mystery Mouth is fun for the whole family. And it's cheap, just the way I like it." (Mama June)
"Dusty brought some coon down from the freezer, and that's music to my ears." (Sugar Bear)
"I've been married twice, but the third time is gonna be a charm." (Sugar Bear)