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Top 5 quotes from Sept. 4 episode of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'

With the big commitment ceremony approaching, it's crunch time for the "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" family of McIntyre, Ga.

They spent this week's 30-minute episode taking care of last-minute tasks, which allowed for some extreme stomach footage during a spray-tanning session.

The episode also introduced us to "Pastor Dan," who will apparently officiate at the commitment ceremony. He's almost a complete fit for the "redneck pastor" label -- but he doesn't eat roadkill. In addition, Honey Boo Boo tried on her flower girl gown and it fit, despite some initial uncertainty.

The family dealt with the possibility of rain invading their wedding ceremony, which might interfere with plans to feature a water slide. This all took place while Mama June struggled with some stress-induced bathroom problems. No further details necessary.

Here are the top five quotes from the episode:

"If you believe in God, I'll marry ya." (Pastor Dan)

"You got to be really special to eat roadkill." (Pastor Dan)

"The most important thing for the wedding is the water slide." (Honey Boo Boo)

"The commitment ceremony's coming up and it's making Mama really stressed, so she's pooping a lot. It's simple math." (Honey Boo Boo)

"Mama's gonna look like a giant bullfrog spray tanned." (Honey Boo Boo)