Sound Off for May 23, 2016

New legal puzzle

If two robot cars collide, how do police determine who gets the ticket? And do they both have to appear in court?

Call the game

If you really believe that Donald Trump is the only one who can beat Hillary, then no one can beat Hillary.

Noise pollution

My hearing was damaged at an intersection by some idiot in a pickup truck whose tail pipes were like a bomb going off. How can we get this to stop?

Poverty of ideas

It’s too bad we are such a poor country that we can’t have a better health care system like rich Canada.

Love this leisure

If all this technology is supposed to make my life so much easier, why don’t I have time for anything anymore? Technology has consumed us.

Obvious problem

So the suspect in the shooting of Richard Collier had been out of state prison for three months after serving only 5 years of a 10-year sentence. Do you get the picture?

Perfect mix

The dream ticket for November’s presidential race: Donald Trump as president and Bernie Sanders as vice president. Capitalism plus socialism, which is the American economic system.

No conservative

Trump is not in touch with conservative voters; he’s in touch with paranoid reactionary voters.

This story was originally published May 22, 2016 at 1:29 PM with the headline "Sound Off for May 23, 2016."