Sound Off for December 13, 2016
Solid source
I found out from the Internet that Donald Trump was born in Hell and has a fake birth certificate.
Out of the way
The Trump train is getting ready to leave the station and you Democrats better get off the tracks.
Absolution
A Catholic Bishop spoke at a political fundraiser event and said, “I haven’t seen this many lawyers, politicians and businessmen in one place since confession this morning.”
Is there more?
Is there a background story on the man who left his twins in the back of his car while he shoplifted? Has anyone ever given him a helping hand? He’s so young. Can we save him?
Repackaging
Rename "Obamacare" "Romneycare" and see how much Republicans attack it.
Regression
I believe Donald's tax breaks will put America back into another recession because most of his tax breaks are for the top 2% … so much for the middle class.
Security-minded
Thank heaven Mr. Trump knows the danger of the Muslim Islamic group.
Be afraid
Trump is on course to preside over the most corrupt and fascist-leaning administration in American history. God help us all, even the ones he lied to to get elected.
This story was originally published December 12, 2016 at 3:40 PM with the headline "Sound Off for December 13, 2016."