Sound Off for December 14, 2016

Above and beyond

I called Columbus Police to find a friend/associate who disappeared for two months. Those concerned men and women found him within two hours; I was astonished and grateful. By the way....I don't live in Columbus.

Best wishes from Boris & Natasha

Greetings Comrades! We have managed to control your weak minds and impose our will on your corrupt, greedy society. Our advice is for you to have your young children and grandchildren learn to speak Russian.

Dems over the Hill?

Give me a break. Perennial loser Hillary Clinton running again in 2020, at age 73? If she isn't dead by then, is that the best the Democrats have? Get a life, liberals.

Even Esau got a better deal

We, the People of the United States of America, will do anything for a hat made in China. And did.

Last laugh (so far)

This is the most left-wing, racist, against white Republicans newspaper I've ever read. But that's OK because Trump still won!

Grotesque reality

In this country you have a longer life expectancy if the judge gives you a death sentence than you do if your doctor diagnoses you with cancer.

This story was originally published December 13, 2016 at 12:06 PM with the headline "Sound Off for December 14, 2016."