Sound Off for May 24, 2017

Now it’s personal

There's one place on Earth where I will gladly extend my blessings to ISIS to attack with a truckload of explosives: any facility used for hijacking my phone and computer in attempts to rob me.

Short memory

Trump said that the Russian Probe is the greatest "witch hunt" of a politician. Wrong. The greatest witch hunt of a politician is the “birther” movement, led by Trump himself.

The real scandal

How do reporters know exactly what is said in the Oval Office? The rat who's leaking should be fired.

Havens of compassion

The “60 Minutes” segment on churches offering sanctuary to undocumented aliens gives me hope for this country. May our crops rot in the fields for the inhumane treatment of these hard-working people. Deport Melania.

Just wait them out

CBS reports there are 800 churches harboring illegal aliens and daring authorities to capture them. Undercover cops should wait for suspects to leave, then nab them. Patriotic congregants should secretly help facilitate the arrests.

This story was originally published May 23, 2017 at 10:00 AM with the headline "Sound Off for May 24, 2017."