Pick of the day
According to Donald Trump’s “1 to 10” rating system for women, Megyn Kelly would be very high on the scale. Only one problem — she has a brain. This is an automatic 5 point penalty.
Hello, Detroit teachers. Yes, the schools are deplorable. You’ve bankrupted the city for your wages and they don’t have money for upkeep. Just like other cities.
Two of a kind
Now Donald Trump has the endorsement of Palin. Seems like he has his running mate. God Bless America.
Birthers: The Sequel
Gotta give Ted Cruz credit. At least he’s honest about where he was born.
Have you ever counted how many times Hillary says “uh” in a conversation?
How’d that work out?
Your paper asked, Does Trump have fans or voters? Same thing was said about Ronald Reagan.
Hot-button issues, big-money agenda
Texas and Florida billionaires funding Ted Cruz for president are really not against abortion and gay rights. That’s a smokescreen for their real interest — fracking. They’re sure ole Ted will help them make more $billions.
A huge percentage of the prison population is there for marijuana. Yet we freely and legally sell beer, wine, whiskey, etc. What is the difference?
And he can’t make me
“President Trump, it’s time to get ready for the G8 summit. What? You say you’re not going to attend because you don’t think that new prime minister likes you?”