Sound Off for August 6, 2016

I get the joke

I don't need to go to the Civic Center to be entertained by Kevin Hart. After reading his ticket prices, I haven't stopped laughing.

Sound and fury

I don't know what Trumpets (supporters of Trump) see in "The Donald," except noise.

The real plan

I doubt Trump actually believes he could ban, or even wants to ban, all Muslims from legally immigrating. A compromise requiring Muslims (and all applicants) to be vetted more thoroughly is a responsible goal.

Changing ... times

Modern-day liberal birth announcements: "It's possibly a boy!" "It's temporarily a girl!" "It's a carbon unit!" "It's a something!" "How are we supposed to know?" "Check back with us in twenty years!"

The next race

Now that the voters have spoken loudly in the school board primary, I want to see a nomorefrankandjohn.org, and I bet we can win in two more years if those two dare to run.

Loyalty over ego

Don’t try to shame Bernie for endorsing Hillary; in a democracy the people’s votes count. Bernie is a patriotic American and an honorable man.

Sweating it out

Eric Holder's rightfully concerned that hackers might've copied Hillary's emails way before subpoenas caused her to delete 33,000 of the most incriminating ones — he could be implicated in some of them.

This story was originally published August 5, 2016 at 10:00 AM with the headline "Sound Off for August 6, 2016."