Is any brew strong enough?
We need to develop a coffee containing a truth serum, which we could give to all politicians to make them stop lying. We could call it decrapeinated coffee.
Not in politics, we should hope
National media should thank Donald Trump. Forty percent of the national news has been about Donald Trump. If they weren’t talking about Trump, they’d have to talk about the Kardashians.
Since it's so easy to accidentally overdose on Fentanyl or heroin, why don't we use those to empty death rows across America? No more hassling with companies refusing to sell pentobarbital.
Will the expense end?
I’m sick and tired reading about Darr. Assuming that we can get rid of him through the election, is the city still going to be obligated to pay his attorney’s fees?
One of these days I’m going to accidentally hit a bike rider, runner or pedestrian on Broadway because they all think they have the right-of-way.
His rights ... and ours
Kaepernick has the right to believe we are a racist nation and we have the right to not buy NFL merchandise or sponsors' products advertised during NFL games until they sanction him.
Pay it forward
Charity begins at home. Hillary should donate some of her Foundation money to the people in Louisiana.
Another ratings boost
If the female announcers on Fox News lower their necklines any more and hike up their hemlines any further, they will pretty soon just be wearing belts.
My daily commute to and from work makes me wonder if I’m really in Atlanta.